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I’m on my Knees, Lord Apple! – a Collection of Recent Events

For a person who loves Apple gadgets/applications and regards them as trend setter, the recent non-humorous events actually amused me.  So here presents the event collection. Please share your view. —  


Lord Apple, my mighty king, 

Under your ultimate power we all bend our knees. 

Who is this  Woz’s admirer

dared to show Steve Woz a 3G iPad

though it was after April 3 midnight  1) 

Fire! Fire! 

Gone with the admirer 

Trebling was the legendary Woz with denial: 

‘I was not told it was a 3G!’ 



Who is this Gizmodo 

bought a next-generation iPhone in secrecy. 

then disclosed all the features 

to the ignorant mob.

Police! Police! 

‘hi-tech crime team’ 

Get these Prometheus searched 

for privacy never rises above corporate security!


Who is this Ellen DeGeneres 

dare mocking at an iPhone keyboard’s delicacy 

on her own live TV show.

Remember your place women,

What suits you better is fears and tears!


Who ‘s next — Jon Stewart 

calling my lord ‘Appholes’ 

on The Daily Show. 

You know what’s waiting for you…

Better pray before it’s too late.

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  1. According to Woz, the Apple employee told him that he had received an email allowing his team to use the iPad outside of secure areas after midnight on 3 April.
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  1. May 27, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    You have done it once again. Superb read!

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